Is a Cow not a Buffalo

To tell a cow from a buffalo

Please tell me, dear fellow,

What is the real difference

Is there a book of reference ?

We here who live in UK

Complain we’re in decay

But when it comes to food

We take care, proper and good

We rear our herds of cows

And care for the bull, their spouse,

As without  a bull there ain’t new cows

And so ain’t no beef in the house !

I am off to India, heeding   Narendra’s call

To put my money there while rates elsewhere fall.

Red tape, he says, is all unwound

And red carpets everywhere abound.

But now tell me, dear fellow

How cow is not buffalo,

I know I sound so dense

But then In India I can’t cause offence !